Oil up T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
"Oil Up" Tee, designed for those who like their fashion as slick as their puns. Whether you’re gearing up for a bodybuilding showdown or just buttering up your daily routine, this shirt is your first line of defense against being too dry.
1% of the earnings goes to the creator of the caption @nerdy_leo
Greasy Features:
- Ultra-Soft Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton that glides on your skin smoother than a greased pig.
- Built Tough: Reinforced with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar to handle the slippery slopes of your oily adventures.
- Sleek Fit: No side seams mean this shirt hugs your torso like oil clings to a mechanic’s hands.
- Non-Irritating: A tear-away label so nothing scratches that oiled-up bod.
- Ethically Slippery: Made with sustainably sourced cotton, because we care about the planet as much as you care about your sheen.
This tee is perfect for those who take their moisturizing seriously—or just want to look humorously glossy. It's not just a statement; it's a lifestyle. Shine on, you crazy diamond!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
"Oil Up" Tee, designed for those who like their fashion as slick as their puns. Whether you’re gearing up for a bodybuilding showdown or just buttering up your daily routine, this shirt is your first line of defense against being too dry.
1% of the earnings goes to the creator of the caption @nerdy_leo
Greasy Features:
- Ultra-Soft Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton that glides on your skin smoother than a greased pig.
- Built Tough: Reinforced with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar to handle the slippery slopes of your oily adventures.
- Sleek Fit: No side seams mean this shirt hugs your torso like oil clings to a mechanic’s hands.
- Non-Irritating: A tear-away label so nothing scratches that oiled-up bod.
- Ethically Slippery: Made with sustainably sourced cotton, because we care about the planet as much as you care about your sheen.
This tee is perfect for those who take their moisturizing seriously—or just want to look humorously glossy. It's not just a statement; it's a lifestyle. Shine on, you crazy diamond!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
"Oil Up" Tee, designed for those who like their fashion as slick as their puns. Whether you’re gearing up for a bodybuilding showdown or just buttering up your daily routine, this shirt is your first line of defense against being too dry.
1% of the earnings goes to the creator of the caption @nerdy_leo
Greasy Features:
- Ultra-Soft Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton that glides on your skin smoother than a greased pig.
- Built Tough: Reinforced with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar to handle the slippery slopes of your oily adventures.
- Sleek Fit: No side seams mean this shirt hugs your torso like oil clings to a mechanic’s hands.
- Non-Irritating: A tear-away label so nothing scratches that oiled-up bod.
- Ethically Slippery: Made with sustainably sourced cotton, because we care about the planet as much as you care about your sheen.
This tee is perfect for those who take their moisturizing seriously—or just want to look humorously glossy. It's not just a statement; it's a lifestyle. Shine on, you crazy diamond!
