Professional piss jar inspector T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Ever dreamt of a job that makes everyone at a party back away slowly? Introducing the "Professional Piss Jar Inspector" T-Shirt, for those who like their humor like their coffee—dark and bitter. 1% of the earnings goes to the creator of the caption @alternative.personality
Features You Didn't Know You Needed:
- Cotton Softer Than Your Bedside Manner: 100% ring-spun cotton that's softer than your approach to awkward conversations.
- Durability for Days: Built with the toughness of a seasoned piss jar inspector, because, let's face it, you've seen things.
- Seamless Fit: No side seams, because life is complicated enough without your shirt bunching up.
- No Itch, No Glitch: Our tear-away label means no more itchy distractions during sensitive inspections.
- Ethically Sourced, Morally Questionable: Made with US-grown cotton that’s sustainable and ethical, unlike some job titles we could mention.
Slip this shirt on and embrace the job title that guarantees you'll always have plenty of personal space. It’s not just fashion; it’s a lifestyle choice. Welcome to the team, inspector!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Ever dreamt of a job that makes everyone at a party back away slowly? Introducing the "Professional Piss Jar Inspector" T-Shirt, for those who like their humor like their coffee—dark and bitter. 1% of the earnings goes to the creator of the caption @alternative.personality
Features You Didn't Know You Needed:
- Cotton Softer Than Your Bedside Manner: 100% ring-spun cotton that's softer than your approach to awkward conversations.
- Durability for Days: Built with the toughness of a seasoned piss jar inspector, because, let's face it, you've seen things.
- Seamless Fit: No side seams, because life is complicated enough without your shirt bunching up.
- No Itch, No Glitch: Our tear-away label means no more itchy distractions during sensitive inspections.
- Ethically Sourced, Morally Questionable: Made with US-grown cotton that’s sustainable and ethical, unlike some job titles we could mention.
Slip this shirt on and embrace the job title that guarantees you'll always have plenty of personal space. It’s not just fashion; it’s a lifestyle choice. Welcome to the team, inspector!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Ever dreamt of a job that makes everyone at a party back away slowly? Introducing the "Professional Piss Jar Inspector" T-Shirt, for those who like their humor like their coffee—dark and bitter. 1% of the earnings goes to the creator of the caption @alternative.personality
Features You Didn't Know You Needed:
- Cotton Softer Than Your Bedside Manner: 100% ring-spun cotton that's softer than your approach to awkward conversations.
- Durability for Days: Built with the toughness of a seasoned piss jar inspector, because, let's face it, you've seen things.
- Seamless Fit: No side seams, because life is complicated enough without your shirt bunching up.
- No Itch, No Glitch: Our tear-away label means no more itchy distractions during sensitive inspections.
- Ethically Sourced, Morally Questionable: Made with US-grown cotton that’s sustainable and ethical, unlike some job titles we could mention.
Slip this shirt on and embrace the job title that guarantees you'll always have plenty of personal space. It’s not just fashion; it’s a lifestyle choice. Welcome to the team, inspector!
